The Funniest SEO Quotes of All Time
November 12, 2007
Who would have known? SEO’s have said some of the funniest stuff ever 
I don’t enjoy Rand because he is physically attractive (though he is, I’m not blind), I enjoy his presence because there’s something very endearing about a passionate dork who plays with transformers.
Lisa Barone
One time while my wife was a resident we attended some work shindig for her… one of her asshole staff doctors asked me what I did. I said that I made websites. He kind of snickered and said ohh can you make any money at that? I said, “well while sleeping tonight I will probably make more then you will working all week”
Jeremy Shoemaker
I would hire Rand look-alikes and use them for a high-class escort service. Of course, I would need to keep Rand on for 3 to 6 months, as part of his agreement to sell SEOmoz, so that he can train the Rand look-alikes.
Barry Schwartz’s response to “What Would You Do If You Inhereited SEOmoz?”
can you imagine all the open dns servers attacking google.. what would happen then, google blocks them and any sites that those servers are the primary dns for get lost in the Dark pit of G-supermentals
DaveN
I’m not sure which part of this picture is most disturbing.
Greywolf, on picture of Paris Hilton
Next time you think of your fearless leader or the war on drugs I would like to remind you of the day he fears he has to live without “Coke.” - refreshing to the last snort.
Aaron Wall, on George W. Bush…
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November 12th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Who is that? Matt Cutts? lol
I wish I could think of something witty to add to the list, but nothing comes to mind. I like the last one the most. Of course I like any negative comment that’s directed toward that individual.
November 12th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Hey Josh - Yea that’s Matt the Spam Warrior. I could say many things about George Bush…but to relate him to SEO would be demeaning to our industry
— Dev
December 18th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
I think this list would have been a much higher quality if some polling would have been done from most of the SEOs out there.
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